I’m bored and very tired
I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Bah! The haiku is wrong.

I kid you not. This is actually the first haiku I wrote (two years ago?). I’d just finished laughing at Apollo’s haikus (Rick Riordan) and I thought I should try them. I see them now and I feel stupid but, I thought this would make people laugh….(I hope you are…)

(Also, I had no idea haikus were supposed to be about nature. All I knew was that they had a syllable count of 5-7-5)